Two and a Half Men

Season 1 • Episode 14• I Can't Afford Hyenas• ★ 7.5

Charlie's financial manager informs the carefree jingle writer that he spends money faster than his royalty checks come in, and now he must go on a budget.

Comedy
1
Pilot
9/22/2003
2
Big Flappy Bastards
9/29/2003
3
Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell
10/6/2003
4
If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song, I'm Going to Take a Nap
10/13/2003
5
The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up with a Hump
10/20/2003
6
Did You Check with the Captain of the Flying Monkeys?
10/27/2003
7
If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake
11/3/2003
8
Twenty-Five Little Pre-Pubers Without a Snoot-Ful
11/10/2003
9
Phase One, Complete
11/17/2003
10
Merry Thanksgiving
11/24/2003
11
Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor
12/15/2003
12
Camel Filters and Pheromones
1/5/2004
13
Sarah Like Puny Alan
1/12/2004
14
I Can't Afford Hyenas
2/2/2004
15
Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick
2/9/2004
16
That Was Saliva, Alan
2/16/2004
17
Ate the Hamburgers, Wearing the Hats
2/23/2004
18
An Old Flame with a New Wick
3/1/2004
19
I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember You
3/22/2004
20
Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark
4/19/2004
21
No Sniffing, No Wowing
5/3/2004
22
My Doctor Has a Cow Puppet
5/10/2004
23
Just Like Buffalo
5/17/2004
24
Can You Feel My Finger?
5/24/2004

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